Posts Tagged ‘Amaury Nolasco’

900x525_Gallery_04It seems almost uncharitable to pick apart the new¬†horror film¬†Animal, a mix of guy-in-a rubber-suit monster movie and dumb-ass-kids-in-the-woods slasher flick. It delivers as much entertainment as one might expect from a movie with a tag line, “Fear lives in the woods,” and a poster that features the snarling muzzle of an unnatural beast with about four different rows of fanged teeth. You go into this one expecting an easy, cheesy ride with one or two scares, maybe a ripped bodice, bad acting, worse dialog, predictable twists, and one chick left standing at the end.

And voila.

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